One Crazy Ass Night

I just checked my diary and yesterday was apparently a full moon. This actually makes sense as I had myself one crazy ass night, which was entirely down to some crazy ass people. I was never planning on going out; it was 8 o'clock and my friend had some how persuaded me to join him even though I had to be up at 6:30 in the morning. But something inside me replied to the text message confirming I would be attending the evenings activities.

The location was Tiger Tiger, student night, however it was kind of quiet as not all the students were back from the Christmas holidays. We got straight into it as usual joking around with some girls that were dressed up as cave women. I spy a redhead, who tries to convince me that her hair is in fact purple (wtf?) anyway I hit her hard, not literally, with the 1, 2 combination. She is against the ropes already and I'm copping a feel of her luscious mammaries. She scoots off to find her friends as we continue to party.

By the time we've checked out the rest of the bar the redhead is coming back, hand in hand with her chums. She rolls up on me and starts dropping it like it's hot, dancing all erotic, grinding up on me. I don't need any more of an invitation and proceed to make out with her, a little more dancing and realise that her friends could be a problem. I grab her by the hand a move her to another part of the club, prop myself up against the wall, cue more tongue down action. Now this girl can move, I'm already doing better than usual when I get a make out by actually isolating. She is rubbing all up on my loins and it's getting H-O-T, I ask her where she is staying and she informs me that she is in fact staying over at a hotel near by. I go for the extraction....

"Let's get out of here"
"I want to party, I'm a party girl"
"You can party later, lets go"
"No I wanna dance"
"We can come back, we have stamps"

I should have been more relentless, or just grabbed her hand a lead, but we ended up going back to the group and it fizzled out.

However, the night was not over.... I ended up unintentionally opening a girl who I had spoken to briefly a month back. The last time we met, she was cold, her friend was cool, I like her friend, according to this girl her friend liked me. But she had some sort of vendetta against me, on our previous encounter she did not like my scarf. Tonight she did not like me, full stop. She was bitching and moaning about what I was saying to her friend. She kept on going on and on and on and on.... every where I went... SURPRISE!

She ran up on me probably for the third time, this time I managed to call a truce and give her a hug, she then started kissing on my neck and telling me I smelled nice? Ok... this was one crazy girl! She looked up at me, gazed into my eyes and told me I was gorgeous! I politicked with the girl for a brief moment on her new found attraction for me, then ran the train. We kissed a few times, before she was repossessed by the crazy banshee. I went in for another kiss and she tried to knee me in the balls! Lovely girl.

















Tonight I unleashed a new opener... UMBONGO!

I spent most of the night sat down calling girls over then asking them about umbongo. This was THE shit. I mean, who doesn't love umbongo, I even gave them bonus points if they could recite the theme tune. This is further proof that when you're on you can literally turn ANYTHING into an opener, no matter how retarded it may seem.



















I'm standing about with my friends, minding my own. This girl rolls up on me asking me how I know her. I kind of remember talking to her before, many months back. I have an awesome memory when it comes to faces so I pointed out who she was with that night. One of the people she had been with when I met her last was her boyfriend..... now ex boyfriend..... because of me!

"I blame you"

She kept muttering. It turns out that I had asked if her breasts were real, when we met last. Her boyfriend kind of joked about taking my side. She did not like that at all and dumped him shortly afterwards because he did not stick up for her. I found this all kind of strange and crazy as hell that not only had I bumped into her again but I had played a key role in demolishing her previous relationship. It was not something I was particularly championing, but hey! shit happens. We carried on catching up and she was kinoing me pretty heavily, I cannot remember at what particular point it happened, but my spider senses started tingling. You know that time, when you're with another person and something tells you it is time to kiss them, that is your spider sense.... tingling. Most people ignore it or crumble under the pressure. The longer you leave it or if you start to question it the harder it becomes to go for the close. Needless to say I pulled the trigger... she was not having any of it and kept turning her head. I wanted it, 'she' wanted it so I waited.

I met her sister briefly and more friends, this was not a good situation as I had been on my own with the girl more friends equals more potential cockblocks. I lead her away from the group after they decide to go get drinks. We wander off and sit in a corner, bang! It's on! She is like a wild beast uncaged, literally all over me. We made out heavily for a few minutes, until I got a text from my friends who were wanting to leave. I had work the next morning and had to be up early. She had other plans, she wanted me to go home with her. DAMN! It burns... I tried figuring if it was logistically possible to go to this girls get back to Leeds then back home and then off again to work. It most definitely wasn't. She was really upset I had to leave, we exchanged numbers, I was kicking myself as I had ran out of options in my mind. I left the girl with plans to meet her on Saturday evening, however, whether it will materialise is another question.

Any other way of playing it.... answers on a postcard

But an awesome, if not crazy start to the new year.