London: Mini Mansions & BDSM

So London was upon us, we hit the road, glory road trip times. We arrived in London late on Friday night and was introduced to a mini mansion where we'd be staying. Our boy hooked us up, this place was off the chain. All en suite bathrooms with under floor heating, gym, swimming pool, table tennis room all in an old country manor surrounded by greenery with rabbits, squirrels and deer!

Saturday day time we head into Camden, this place was awesome, it had so many unique little market stalls including different food stalls where you could sample foods from around the world at dirt cheap prices. We head over to Nandos for our standard road trip food. While we were at Nandos we met up with one of the LSS guys, we went wandering around and then all of a sudden we were running around trying to find outfits for this fetish night. We had some how agreed to go to this fetish ball that was on that night, but we needed outfits as the dressed code was very strict, problem.... the shops were shutting at 19:00, it was now 18:30 and we had no idea what to wear.

All I'm going to say is fetish wear costs a bomb! That was out of the question, it was £40 to get into this place and being the cheap bastids that we are, we didn't want to drop another £100 on an outfit we'd be wearing once. All was not lost though, LSS dude had a suspiscion that we may get in if we dress in military uniform with no tops! Wooo! Party times! We pick up some combat pants and some random hats, mine being a cool red beret. LSS dude was very much into the army, he was a member of the TA so could hook us up with some boots so all was good. However, for some reason we went on another random quest which lead us to a gay shop in Soho... don't ask. I thought we had already got our shit but it some of the guys were still looking, we stumbled upon some paint on latex which will finish off our outfits nicely.

We headed over LSS dude's house and get changed, then head off to the rubber ball. We start to paint each other up in the queue and bump into Beckster who was with a girlfriend. He said that we'd have no problems getting in, which we didn't!

This place was off the hook, the funniest thing was we had spent so much time trying to make sure we looked like we fit but we actually stood out like a sore thumb. Every body knew we were the newbies, but it didn't matter. There were some crazy ass sights, rubber, leather and latex everywhere, hot girls with their titties out, people being lead about on a leash, stages shows, a dungeon.



























We hit the dancefloor before anyone else, raving it up, suprisingly they were playing some cool dance/house stuff. The place filled up and the craziness began, there is too many hightlights, hot girls were opening me, make outs with randoms, feeling on titties, some woman at one point decided to squeeze my nipples as hard as she could. I was shit faced and barely felt a thing, she was getting in my face looking at me all erotic, I got a hard on. LOL she then said

"not bad for a first timer"

The funny thing was, there were a lot of hot girls wandering about, but a lot of the guys seemed super chode. Some dressed freaky, one girl me and Voo ran up on had a girl with her boobs out (they were hot titties) on a leash with a rubber dog mask on. Non chalantly she introduced her as "Angela". The camera loved us too, there were loads of photographers and they all wanted a picture of us. We even got this chick who was doing interviews for the dvd (turns out we were at Europes biggest fetish event) to interview us. Bare in mind she was interviewing three first timers, all shit faced, from up north on a mission for the pootietang. Our interview went something like

"Leeds official sarging teaaaaaam!!"

I was grinding with this milf in lingerie, at this point in the night I was super on, grabbing girls and telling them they were 'sexy as fuck', just totally dominating. I was grinding with her and kept running the train, smelling her hair

"you smell fucking gorgeous"

Spinning her around kissing her on the neck, she couldn't handle that shit. I kept bumping into this cute chinese chick who just hollered her myspace and website address at me. I dissed her for blatantly being on the marketing tip. Then later I saw her in the night she was like

"oh you have the body type I like"

I called her on her bullshit, but she was like "no for real" I grabbed her titties and was like

"you have the body type I like"


This is the chick before, she's called Jade Vixen and was some pro dominatrix or some shit.






























There was so much to the night, too much to put everything down here. Game wise, I was totally killing it. I was however shit faced, the most drunk I have ever been in the last 2 years. But it was kind of useful as a reference point as to what I should be like sober, just a little more calibrated. I was 100% in the moment, 100% dominant, leading, sexual, completely not giving a fuck. I mean when everyone is dressed in latex, uniforms, pvc, dodgy masks and sucking on peoples toes, being lead around on leashes you really don't give a fuck. You become desensitised to it all. The weekend was off the chain, we're already looking into going to some erotic ball for Halloween in Leeds. The aura was burning, we completely shattered our comfort zones and went on an adventure... may the adventure continue.